Vietnam War Medical
Thursday, September 15th, 2011Is the pustule on Rush Limbo's rear-end that saved him from Vietnam still bothering him today?
It must have been one major pustule for it to disqualify him from serving in the Vietnam War.
As a patriotic young man eager and willing to serve, what kind of massive disappointment did Rush Limbo feel when medical tests revealed that he had a pimple on his rear end, and that the condition that would exempt him from military duty?
What anguish did it cause him when, no matter how much he objected, no matter how much he pleaded with them, the military simply refused to risk the life of a citizen as valuable as he by having him fight in Vietnam handicapped by the aforementioned pimple?
Oh, the injustice of it all! If only he could swap places with one of the other soldiers -- they got their wish of volunteering for Vietnam, why couldn't he? What kind of cruel fate would deny a patriot such as Rush Limbo his dream of fighting for God and Country?
I have to ask. Why do you know so much about Rush's hind end?